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Thick thighs may save lives, but thin patience is sure to take them. This is the t-shirt for murderous murderers of Murder Apparel who agree that a scythe is the ultimate accessory. Make it clear to your enemies that you are not to be messed with, or else you will wield a weapon, or worse, your thighs.
• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton
• Pre-shrunk
Love all my shirts I get from here! Even if they come with crazy looks sometimes. They fit perfect and super comfy.
This t-shirt is super soft and not scratchy or stiff like a lot of t-shirts, which was a pleasant surprise. The graphic is very high quality and seems durable. I think it fits true to size for unisex sizing. Plus the irony is just *chef's kiss* and it even made my anti-tattoo dad laugh. 10/10 would recommend.
I really love this shirt so much! The fabric is good quality,very soft and so comfortable. Not to mention you can tell the graphics are very well done and will last on the shirt a real long time. Ordering again from them soon!