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Thick thighs may save lives, but thin patience is sure to take them. This is the t-shirt for murderous murderers of Murder Apparel who agree that a scythe is the ultimate accessory. Make it clear to your enemies that you are not to be messed with, or else you will wield a weapon, or worse, your thighs.
• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton
• Pre-shrunk
Love this shirt, photo is me wearing it to Burlesque rehearsal, it’s on my shortlist for shirts to wear to this years Pride, stopped in Hot Topic with it on and the staff loved it. Satan themself would approve of this shirt! Thanks for all that you do!
Love it. Protect the dolls, the girls, the gays, the theys, the thems, the trans and all of the LGBTQIA+ queens! We all have a right to living our lives 🤘🏼💙💜🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Fuck Nazi’s indeed. It is 2025, man. Love the shirt, sad that it needs to be a shirt. Keep doing your thing!
Great shirt that gets positive affirmation and smiles from decent people and upsets those that aren't decent. It's cute, it's powerful and awesome.
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Husband and wife, bringing our creepy creations to life.
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