Name: Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt
Brand: Murder Apparel
SKU: 4084363
Price: 34.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt - Murder Apparel

$34.99 $29.04

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Thick thighs may save lives, but thin patience is sure to take them. This is the t-shirt for murderous murderers of Murder Apparel who agree that a scythe is the ultimate accessory. Make it clear to your enemies that you are not to be messed with, or else you will wield a weapon, or worse, your thighs.

• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton
• Pre-shrunk

Artist: Horror Rudey

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You can return or exchange your order within 30 days of delivery.

Several of our designs give back to causes that we believe in. We’ve donated thousands to groups like ACLU, PCRF, NARF, METAvivor, and Rainbow Railroad.

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I love the pagan Christmas horror stories, so Krampus is perfect. And the perfect place to debut this shirt was at the Historic Congressional Cemetery's holiday market.

Love it! It's light. It fits accurately to size. Doesn't shrink. I got 4 Ts and I love them all!!! Definitely recommend

Love it! It's light. It fits accurately!

Elder goth here.. can confirm it’s definitely NOT a phase. Great quality tee!

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Lol my 84 year old mom text me yesterday with a screenshot of this shirt saying I want this.😃 I love how outspoken she has become 🥰 She was so excited to wear it!

I love all your shirts. I buy one every couple weeks, Until I have all the ones I want.... 🤣💀 can't wait for my showgouls one. Christmas is coming and pretty excited to get my nieces and seesters shirts!

After I saw the hate muderapparel was getting from Trump, I need I wanted to show my support!

Absolutely love it, keep doing the great work!🖤

Great quality shirt! The visuals are clear and look great and I get a lot of compliments from friends on the shirt. It’s also durable as I’ve had it for a while and looks the same as when I first got it even after washes. Murder Apparel is great and I always keep tabs on new shirts that come out!

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