Baphomet Shorts

This is my fourth pair of murder apparel shorts. I wear them mostly for rugby practice. The fabric is rugged enough to withstand being tossed for line-outs and tackled to the ground. I get tons of compliments on the designs and (bonus) when I wear these cobweb ones specifically, my teammates just can't seem to resist giving me a friendly spank on the butt as I run by. The pockets are perfect for holding my mouthguard when I don't need it.

I'm short and curvy at 5'1 and weighing around 140lbs. I wear a size medium. The short is fitted and flattering. If you prefer a looser fit, I would go up a size.

I'm constantly checking for new designs here. I love these shorts and want many many more!

i can't wait to wear these shorts forever!

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great quality and so many compliments!

yasssss so comfy 😍

I was really excited for these as the design slaps and I hate most of the shorts I see from other retailers. I’m a size 14 and bought large — they were too tight in the thighs so I should’ve gotten an XL. I also thought they would be sweatshorts but they are slick polyester like a pair of men’s swim trunks. I wish they were jersey, I’d buy every pair! Like all my other Murder Apparel stuff, very good quality. Bummed they didn’t work for me.

As a big booty girl I am very used to shorts not fitting. These fit great and are super cozy.

These are the only shorts that I’ve been wearing as of late. The image design is placed perfectly for your bum. :) Cute and cozy!

It's spooky. It's dessert. On shorts. 10/10

I loved them so much I bought 4 more pairs!
Great fit and SO perfect for summer. I can wear them out gardening and get them wet and not worry about it. Great quality and high-fashion for Goth Ghoul Summer.