Name: Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt
Brand: Murder Apparel
SKU: 4084363
Price: 35.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt - Murder Apparel

$35.99 $30.60

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Thick thighs may save lives, but thin patience is sure to take them. This is the t-shirt for murderous murderers of Murder Apparel who agree that a scythe is the ultimate accessory. Make it clear to your enemies that you are not to be messed with, or else you will wield a weapon, or worse, your thighs.

• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton
• Pre-shrunk

Artist: Horror Rudey

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