Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt

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Thick thighs may save lives, but thin patience is sure to take them. This is the t-shirt for murderous murderers of Murder Apparel who agree that a scythe is the ultimate accessory. Make it clear to your enemies that you are not to be messed with, or else you will wield a weapon, or worse, your thighs.

• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton

• Pre-shrunk

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eve addams

Just vibin' ✌🏻

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beth darc

LOVEEE

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Emilia W

spooky and cute af!

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mel mel

tee is fireeee

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sufferinflames

The cutest kitty shirt from @murderapparel!

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Shiela Caudill

I love this shirt so much! This is my 2nd shirt from here and they're so good. This shirt hem started unraveling on the first wash tho which was kinda sad. So other than that, I love the shirt and design

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Ersi Lavari

Excellent quality print on an excellent quality T-shirt (I've gotten so many compliments on both!). It arrived just in time to be worn in the Christmas family gathering and it kept away those meant to stay away 😌✨️

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moony

I'M OBSESSED

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Jelle Peeters

Excellent quality. I really love it

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audrey b

I totally love my monster love shirt!