Name: Awkward Crab T-shirt
Brand: Murder Apparel
SKU: 2925027_4016
Price: 35.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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You said the wrong thing. You made it weird. Now everyone's looking at you and all you can do is announce your departure and walk directly into the void.

This design is for everyone who has ever needed an exit strategy from a conversation, a party, a text thread, or existence in general. Giant spider energy. Sea of eyeballs. Japanese horror typography. It's giving "social anxiety as a kaiju film" and we respect it.

• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton
• Pre-shrunk

Artist: Himawari Keep

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