Name: Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt
Brand: Murder Apparel
SKU: 4084363
Price: 34.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$34.99 $29.74

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Thick thighs may save lives, but thin patience is sure to take them. This is the t-shirt for murderous murderers of Murder Apparel who agree that a scythe is the ultimate accessory. Make it clear to your enemies that you are not to be messed with, or else you will wield a weapon, or worse, your thighs.

• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton
• Pre-shrunk

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I love this shirt and this company. Everything is quality, but the basic message is what sells it. I love seeing bad people leave bad reviews with their bad brains. If we could just get those same people banned in DC.

Can't wait to buy more. Fit perfectly and the softest shirt ever.

Great tshirt! Quality print, good length and lovely soft cotton 🤩
Very well packaged and fast dispatch 💜
Only negative is that I want to buy more 😃

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Fast delivery and buttery soft. I love supporting a small business that stands for what’s right!

Me-ow 🐯🖤

vacation for me and my favorite murder apparel t-shirt

Excellent quality and outstanding customer service! The cashier gave us a free large popcorn and drink at the movie theater because they “liked my shirt”.

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Love this shirt, photo is me wearing it to Burlesque rehearsal, it’s on my shortlist for shirts to wear to this years Pride, stopped in Hot Topic with it on and the staff loved it. Satan themself would approve of this shirt! Thanks for all that you do!