Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt

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Thick thighs may save lives, but thin patience is sure to take them. This is the t-shirt for murderous murderers of Murder Apparel who agree that a scythe is the ultimate accessory. Make it clear to your enemies that you are not to be messed with, or else you will wield a weapon, or worse, your thighs.

• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton

• Pre-shrunk

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audrey b

I totally love my monster love shirt!

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LOVEEE this tee

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Annie from Ohio

I LOVE THIS SHIRT! Fantastic quality, true to size and arrived fast.

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Em K.

I was wearing this shirt at a debate watch party when Taylor Swift announced she was endorsing Kamala Harris and signed it, "Childless Cat Lady." Needless to say, the tee shirt was a huge hit! I'm sure Tay would agree. :)

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Erin Craft

Love this shirt! I get so many compliments!

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Caitlin Fuentes

Absolutely love the design. Runs a bit big.

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Krystal Aranda

I love these graphic t shirts super good quality I love how lightweight they are to ! And so cute I get so many compliments on them

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Brittany

Love this shirt! Soft material, thick but not too thick. Picture and text is bright and vibrant. I also loved all the looks I got when I wore it! Five stars isn’t enough, 10/10!

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Angie Yi

Me encanta!

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horrorprincess13

A very comfy soft shirt! Love it!