Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt - Murder Apparel

Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt

Name: Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt
Brand: Murder Apparel
SKU: 4084363
Price: 32.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.97 (1089 reviews)

$32.99

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Thick thighs may save lives, but thin patience is sure to take them. This is the t-shirt for murderous murderers of Murder Apparel who agree that a scythe is the ultimate accessory. Make it clear to your enemies that you are not to be messed with, or else you will wield a weapon, or worse, your thighs.

• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton
• Pre-shrunk

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Absolutely love the design. Runs a bit big.

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Love this shirt! Soft material, thick but not too thick. Picture and text is bright and vibrant. I also loved all the looks I got when I wore it! Five stars isn’t enough, 10/10!

Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt

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