Name: Death Before Decaf Dad Hat
Brand: Murder Apparel
SKU: 2667303_7854
Price: 32.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Death Before Decaf Dad Hat - Murder Apparel

$32.99 $27.38

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We like our coffee black, just like our souls.

• Unstructured
• 6-panel
• Adjustable strap with buckle

Artist: Horror Rudey

Shipping:

Orders will ship in 2-4 business days.

Returns and exchanges:

You can return or exchange your order within 30 days of delivery.

Several of our designs give back to causes that we believe in. We’ve donated thousands to groups like ACLU, PCRF, NARF, METAvivor, and Rainbow Railroad.

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the stitching is premium work!! i love the colors and i love the dirty looks people give me when i wear this out LOL.

This hat is well made and very comfortable. The slogan starts conversations almost everywhere I go. Which is great, cuz if I’m gonna talk to people, it’s more fun to talk about true crime (all the time).

i respect the clothes and the vision! love the spooky new hat!

New hat who dis

feelin' this hat so much

Perfect fit, soft material, great statement piece!

I LOVE this HAT!!! It's the BEST hat ever made in 10 billion years!! Oh wait. It says NO KINGS????? It was supposed to say KINGS IN AMERICA! This is a TERRIBLE hat!!!!!!! Worst hat in 100 billion years. I like billions. I have many billions of many things. I have the best billions, and they're all MINE!!!! ALL MINE!!!! I want my stars back. I'm going to order my Department of I Don't Like You conduct a FULL instigation! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Embrodery work on the hat was excellent 5 stars. Hat quality was 3 stars. The stiff cardboard bill was/is bent off center which pulls the hat to the left. Maybe after some careful bending and rain wear I can get it bent properly. And no my head isn't lopsided. ;) That said, I will do business with Murder Apparel again.

I contacted them requesting the design be put onto a hat and just like that whether it be a coincidence or what, they had it available and I love it! It doesn’t feel cheap and is well stitched. I will almost certainly buy more hats and apparel from here. Stay spooky!

Fits good! Looks good! It also says what I believe!

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Death Before Decaf Dad Hat

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