Name: No Kings Yas Queens T-shirt
Brand: Murder Apparel
SKU: prt-s
Price: 35.99 USD
Availability: InStock

No Kings Yas Queens T-shirt - Murder Apparel

$35.99 $30.60

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The No Kings protest shirt that's also a Pride shirt, because the same crowd shows up for both. No kings since 1776, and the queens outrank them anyway.

• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton
• Pre-shrunk

Artist: Horror Rudey

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A delightfully apropos shirt for the Mountain MAGAts, sure to tighten a few sphincters. And when their faces turn mauve purple this erudite liberal snowflake will smile because I know they won't be able to respond without outing themselves.
RELEASE THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!!!

Siiiick

Just got my T-shirt today. I'm in Australia radical left scumbag. I am and my cats approve 😻😻

Resistance through Whimsy!

Love the shirt. Got compliments and even stopped so someone could get pics of it.
It represents me well.

Fantastic! It was a big hit at No Kings 3.0!

Comfortable and cozy. Fits extremely well

My wife and I got matching ANTIFA shirts so we can annoy people together. We are old and white, so it is extra annoying to the White Nationalist crowd. As an extra, they are always quality shirts. I think we may buy too many Murder Apparel items, but the cost is offset by the amount of joy I get from pissing off racists.

This shirt is so cute & the quality is great.

Great design and timely shipping made for a good experience on No Kings Day. Of course I will wear it for more than protest marches, but it got a great reaction, with people asking where I got this shirt.
A+++

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