Name: Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt
Brand: Murder Apparel
SKU: 4084363
Price: 35.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt - Murder Apparel

$35.99 $30.60

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Thick thighs may save lives, but thin patience is sure to take them. This is the t-shirt for murderous murderers of Murder Apparel who agree that a scythe is the ultimate accessory. Make it clear to your enemies that you are not to be messed with, or else you will wield a weapon, or worse, your thighs.

• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton
• Pre-shrunk

Artist: Horror Rudey

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A delightfully apropos shirt for the Mountain MAGAts, sure to tighten a few sphincters. And when their faces turn mauve purple this erudite liberal snowflake will smile because I know they won't be able to respond without outing themselves.
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Just got my T-shirt today. I'm in Australia radical left scumbag. I am and my cats approve 😻😻

Resistance through Whimsy!

Love the shirt. Got compliments and even stopped so someone could get pics of it.
It represents me well.

Fantastic! It was a big hit at No Kings 3.0!

Comfortable and cozy. Fits extremely well

My wife and I got matching ANTIFA shirts so we can annoy people together. We are old and white, so it is extra annoying to the White Nationalist crowd. As an extra, they are always quality shirts. I think we may buy too many Murder Apparel items, but the cost is offset by the amount of joy I get from pissing off racists.

This shirt is so cute & the quality is great.

Great design and timely shipping made for a good experience on No Kings Day. Of course I will wear it for more than protest marches, but it got a great reaction, with people asking where I got this shirt.
A+++

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Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt

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