Name: Thick Thighs Thin Patience T-Shirt
Brand: Murder Apparel
SKU: 4084363
Price: 34.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$34.99 $29.74

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Thick thighs may save lives, but thin patience is sure to take them. This is the t-shirt for murderous murderers of Murder Apparel who agree that a scythe is the ultimate accessory. Make it clear to your enemies that you are not to be messed with, or else you will wield a weapon, or worse, your thighs.

• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton
• Pre-shrunk

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Fast delivery and buttery soft. I love supporting a small business that stands for what’s right!

Me-ow 🐯🖤

vacation for me and my favorite murder apparel t-shirt

Excellent quality and outstanding customer service! The cashier gave us a free large popcorn and drink at the movie theater because they “liked my shirt”.

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Love this shirt, photo is me wearing it to Burlesque rehearsal, it’s on my shortlist for shirts to wear to this years Pride, stopped in Hot Topic with it on and the staff loved it. Satan themself would approve of this shirt! Thanks for all that you do!

Fits my wife perfectly! She feels welcomed and extends it back to all!

every time i wear this out, people always ask me where i got it!

Love it. Protect the dolls, the girls, the gays, the theys, the thems, the trans and all of the LGBTQIA+ queens! We all have a right to living our lives 🤘🏼💙💜🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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